You opened your computer to order the equipment and have two of the extra large folding camping chairs delivered immediately to your place. Why two of the chairs, your wife has been asking – well, one is the birthday gift to your golfing partner, while the second is for your use too. You and your golfing partner are both on the large side, so the folding camping chair will be just right for you both.

Your group of golfers and hikers has learned to love and frequent the beach ever since that gossip became popular in the club that your swimming away to a group of girls in the beach maddened your wife one time, and caused a little furor in the beach. The golfers too have become familiar with those beach girls since then, and it is common in the club now for the members to visit the beach regularly after the golf games for some beer, and of course, the girls. That is why your buddy whom you are gifting the outdoor chair is holding his birthday party at the beach.

He initially thought that his party will be a stag party, but his wife will have none of that thing – she will come along whether he likes it or not. In fact, she called your wife too, to be sure that she comes with you to the beach, so they can guard the two of you with her husband from the girls. You cannot seem to convince your wife that you just intend to deliver the coleman camping chair to the birthday celebrant, and that you will not stay long in the beach, but come home immediately. Your wife does not believe in your alibi either, so you just have to take her along.